The Tits Are Real But The Smile Is Fake Funny Shirt
The Tits Are Real But The Smile Is Fake Funny Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic crewneck tee speaks with blunt humor and quiet confidence. Soft, mid-weight cotton holds bold, hand-lettered text that reads like a personal note—funny, a little raw, and unapologetic. It sits relaxed on the shoulders and keeps its shape thanks to ribbed collar and reinforced shoulder tape. Wear it on slow weekends, late-night runs, or when you want to say more with less. The understated white background lets the message take center stage while the smooth, strong fabric keeps the print crisp wash after wash.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton body (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit with no side seams for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder twill tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- DTG and DTF printed details for sharp, long-lasting text
- Tear-away label and Oeko-Tex certified materials for itch-free, safety-assured wear
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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